Step right up, potential Saab suitors, for your chance to win some hoary old GM Europe platforms, legions of unbalanced, rabid fans, and the legacy of decades of mismanagement and squandered opportunities!
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In the end, it was only a matter of time.
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Like a sparkly vampire or an 80s TV show, the mummified corpse of Saab continues to agitate upon our collective conscious.